How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Then there's the one is about the guy who bought a Maseratti and decided to be safe he would have it blessed by the priest. He went into the confessional booth to ask the priest for a blessing and the priest said, "What's a Maseratti?
Dating an older man jokes
When the waters reached the mid level of the first floor rescuers in a boat came by to pick up the old man. What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelit dinner?
He waved them away and shouted after them that his faith would see him through. When he got up to heaven he complained to his maker that He had let him down.
A passerby looked at this and just couldn't contain his curiosity. He said, "Farmer, why are you walking a three-legged pig?
The next week, a burglar got into the house, and the pig had him tied up and the police were on their way before I even realized what had happened.
Her real self—her hopes and dreams, her fears and sorrows—will start to emerge, like a beautiful mosaic, on the second date.