And not many people do, so you should really be grateful that she laughs at your jokes, despite having heard them a hundred times, and understands all your cultural references.
Baruch Hashem, such is the beauty of marrying within the tribe.
But she’ll hire the perfect person to do just that, and your home life is organized, functional and easy.
Your Jewish wife is completely obsessed with her own family, and when she’s not at lunch with them, she's on the phone to them.
Meaning, she’s interested in all the minutia of your day, including who you were in the elevator with, who you heard was getting married and what you had for lunch.